the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
