But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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