Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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