At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
