so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
this hospital has no fireball
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
