Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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