where am i from again
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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