marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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