Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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