There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
