I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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