After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He better not be in your backpack
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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