one might say we're banned from that church
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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