You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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