his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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