Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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