Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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