We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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