I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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