Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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