dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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