it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
