I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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