I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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