I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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