Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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