i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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