hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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