I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
