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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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