i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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