sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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