I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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