try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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