apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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