All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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