turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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