i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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