they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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