Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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