She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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