if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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