Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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