Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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