But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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