Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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