yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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