So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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