i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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