she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
True college students do jello shots in the library
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