nut hugger
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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