Sry I called you an 8
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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