i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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